And then, the shit backfires.
- The chubby/overweight guys are the ones who reply the most selectively.
- My attention span is approximately 10 minutes. You better come up with something funny to keep me online and not looking at other profiles.
- I tend to get a little concerned if you're still logging on to your dating profile when I think we've hit it off.
- I may end up overdrinking on the first date, and even though I'm having a great time at first, the rest of the night is a blur, and I honestly can't remember what we did, or if I imagined it.
- I want to jump into that comfort zone right away, knowing full well it'll scare 81.3% of the guys.
- I want to have my cake and eat it too. Meaning, I want to date around, but don't want you to.
- I want you to do the courting and call, text, surprise me for lunch, buy me flowers etc.
[Sigh] I don't know... I guess I just need to continue subjecting myself to more heartbreak. Damn it.