Sunday, December 20, 2009
Naughty Conversations
BEG: I'm going to Abu Dabi for a month
Ren: Congrats! Send me a postcard. I collect them
BEG: I don't even know where Abu Dahbi is or if I'm spelling it right
Ren: United Arab Emirates. Next to Saudi Arabia and Iran.
BEG: Exciting. Now I can say I've been to three continents and the middle East. I better stop shaving now so I fit in. All I know about Abu Dhabi is it's where Garfield always mailed that one girl cat off to.
Ren: LOL you're right, thanks for the laughs. We are competing I see. Three continents here too.
BEG: Lol. Nice.
Ren: When you leaving?
BEG: I want to sleep all day. And then have sex. And then sleep some more.
Ren: You should get as much as you can while you still can!
BEG: I know but I have to work so I can't sleep.
Ren: Then get some of the other one.
BEG: I'm around guys. All I can do is go back to the hotel bathroom lol. How is sex with your bf btw?
Ren: I have a video if you're interested in detail.
BEG: Umm... Really? Do you really have a video already?
Ren: I'll leave it to your imagination.
BEG: Lol. Ok. Wish my gf was more kinky. But that's my only complaint, so it isn't that bad.
I misunderstood him, and thought he was dissing my sex with Sebastian, so I shot back.
Ren: What made you think it was bad?
BEG: I didn't say yours was bad. Just that mine isn't great.
I felt pity for him. At least he was honest. Most guys would brag.
Ren: What makes it not so great then?
BEG: Idk. Just not exciting I guess. Maybe the sex is too good and there's nothing to try to accomplish.
Ren: Or just give it some time and it'll get better. Cause your complaint sounds paradoxical. Make up your mind.
BEG: Guess so.
Ren: But it was everything you hoped for at least, or disappointing in a sense?
BEG: Disappointing I guess. But I really like her so it makes up for it. Glad you're getting everything you want.
Ren: Wow I feel bad. [I really did.] Do you both finish?
BEG: Yup.
Ren: Then what? It's bland?
BEG: Why are you so worried about this? How's work?
Ren: Cause we kept talking about it. If you want to stop then let me know. Work is picking back up slowly.
BEG: That's good work is picking back up. It's just I get horny when I talk about sex is all. So it's probably best we stop.
Ren: Lol. Ok I'll stop.
BEG: Remember when I made you curse like there's no tomorrow?
Oh crap.
Ren: Oh craaaap
BEG: What?
Ren: Just something embarassing happened.
BEG: Shit. What?
I got beet red
Ren: I was reading your text and my colleague was talking to me at the same time. And I got this smile on my face and he called me out on it.
My colleague got a teasing look on his face and asked what I was writing and the reason for my *smile*. You know- that type of smile
BEG: Lol. Sorry.
Ren: Yeah. Don't do it again. Lol.
BEG: Ok I'll never remind you of the time I made you squeal uncontrollably.
Bastard
Ren: Shut up.
BEG: Ok. I really will. Sorry. I'm just bored. Been sick all day and I'm stuck in the back seat of a truck now.
Ren: After all this time you still have it in mind? Why?
BEG: Idk. I'll take it you don't lol. I really hope I don't feel sick tomorrow.
I have the crappiest memory. I forget events and moments very easily. It wasn't always like this.
Ren: I only remember it every so often. Then of course, I have you to remind me when you shouldn't lol.
BEG: Can I ask you something about it though?
Ren: Don't know.
BEG: Do you normally curse like that?
Ren: I'm trying to think and no. Then again, did I really curse that much?
BEG: I think yeah. So it was really good for you then is what I really was wondering.
Ren: I think it was pretty obvious, don't you think?
BEG: True. And that's why I still think of it.
About an hour later.....
Ren: You really suck.
BEG: Why?
Ren: Cause I haven't been able to get it out of my head. I keep trying to concentrate on my work but drifting back to that night.
BEG: Lol. Sorry. At least you have a bf you can meet up with. I'm stuck with guys for a week.
Ren: Yeah, but I won't see him till tomorrow, then he's gone for a week.
BEG: At least you have something to think about. I missed out on what you could do.
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