[Remember that BEG is a guy I dated for almost 2 months right after I broke up with Sebastian over the summer. We didn't have sex but went to 3rd base. Him not me. To date, he's still holding it against me.]
Ren:: WHAT else have you been up to?
BEG: Not much, just working really. You? Any dates?
Ren: Uh... what do you mean? dates? like new guys?
BEG: Yeah. or original ones.
Ren: Noooooo
BEG: What's with the long nooooo?
Ren: No new guys. You were the last one! lol
BEG: Yeah. I'm so amazing I kind of ruin everyone else. I understand.
Ren: Hahahaah. yeah, ok. Whatever makes you ride high.....
BEG: ;-) Thanks for letting me believe
Maybe I should finally shoot him down now for sounding so arrogant..... I hate the way he continues to make it sound like I haven't been getting some.
Ren: No, I'm with someone
BEG: Huh?
Priceless.
BEG: So you are seeing someone?
Ren: Yep
BEG: When did you meet him? Why didn't you just say so?
Ren: Cause I don't flaunt
BEG: But I asked. It's not flaunting if I ask.
Ren: Have you made it official with your girl? People know that she's your gf?
BEG: Yeah
Why do you still have "single" and pictures kissing your last girlfriend on your myspace then?
Ren: See then that's straight, but with me, it was just..... what's the word.... unclear....
BEG: It was unclear or is unclear?
Ren: Vague; I haven't given it much thought. I was talking to him this weekend and I told him I had talked to my bff earlier that week, and talked about him as "my friend", and that's when he corrected me and said "You mean boyfriend."
BEG: Interesting
Ren: And I told him he had never asked, and he said "I thought it was pretty obvious."
BEG: Huh. I don't know what to make of him. How much older is he? He sounds old.
Ren: He's 27
BEG: Huh. Is he skinny or fatter?
Ren: lol
BEG: What does he do for a living?
Ren: He's athletic build. He's a computer tech
BEG: Ok cool
Ren: By fatter... you meant..... in comparison to who??
BEG: To no one. In general.
Ren: Any more stats you want to share?
BEG: I dont think you're fat I told you that. And you are very attractive. So calm down emotional girl. What do you mean by stats? Like what?
Ren: Well, since we're doing a show/tell.
BEG: What do you want to know?
Ren: Tell me about your other half
BEG: Other half is a little strong. She's a waitress. Has quirks like me.
Ren: STRONG? what do you mean by that?
BEG: Don't know what else to tell. Three oclock :-) I can go home. Ttyl
And with that, he vanished into the afternoon.
The next day when I asked him if his girlfriend went to school, he said no and that she was a bartender at a restaurant, not a waitress.
Mmmmkay...
The following day, he suggested we do a double date. I cringed at the thought.
Imagine that much tension at a table- and neither one of our dates know anything about our past. Or at least I'm hoping his girlfriend doesn't know about me.
I said "Sure, but we can never plan with you and your work, so I don't know."
Quite honestly, I don't trust him. If he wanted to be a dick, he could easily jeopardize my relationship.
You're better off without this jerk. He reminds me of myself, so I should know.
ReplyDeleteReally good post.