Last night, as I set my birth control pill on the counter, I took a soda out of the fridge in order to swallow it. The soda decided to be a b*tch and spray all over which led me to quickly get it into my sink behind me. When I turned back to take my pill, it was nowhere in sight. I looked around, down, under the paper towels. Zilch.
Then- to my worst thought, I got on all fours and peeked between my kitchen stove and counter.
A tiny blue pill lay at a distance.
Taunting me.
I fought hard for a good ten minutes, but I ended up shoving it under the stove by accident.
I guess I won't have a bun in my oven- literally.
Haha. Made me smile...looking forward to Baby Ren's blog.
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ReplyDeleteCollect the aiding beverage before you acquire the pill! Always before!
Michael.
Do you hate it too?
"If you're going through Hell, keep going."
Holy Holism!